my superhero drawing in progress...

this one's gonna take awhile.
but i'm back from the east coast.
had a good time.
have the shingles now.
the book is running late in shipping.

much to do.

like finish drawing.
as usual, click image below to see bigger version...
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Ariel X: My New Superhero (and she makes fucking girls look like a good idea again)

A friend turned me onto Ariel X's work and now i know what it's like to be a kid drawing superhero drawings. her photo should be as archetypal as the iwo jima one. and they're both about impaling and fucking things.



She's my new inspiration on how to do this girl thing.

Stay tuned. We'll see if i can come up with any good drawings. this is upping the level fo' sho'.

--Erika

March of the Full-Grown Pussies on Kitten Lopez Day...closing ceremonies...

Thanks for stopping by on our 2nd Annual Kitten Lopez Day/1st Annual of the Half-assed version. As the western world is training its men to become pedophiles who shriek at the sight of a fully-grown woman, we're here once a year to remind the world what fully grown pussies look like.

You will not forget.

Here's the final bow, and March of the Pussies, kicked off by Metallica...

Except Rob Trujillo. Notice how he hangs back. He says, "I'm no pussy," and we concur (and "we" also suddenly refer to ourselves in the Royal "We" for no reason that we can tell); he can be whatever he wants to be. Look at him below. You could have all your bestial and nerdy Klingon sex fantasies all in one. And when he wears his hair in long braided pigtails? Good lord, be still my motherfuckin' beatin' heart. If men knew to just add a super girly element to a bestial masculinity, size wouldn't even have a chance to be an issue. Girls would be the ones prematurely coming in our pants.

What a different world it would be.

But as usual, I digress. But as you can tell, not by much. These are pictures sent in by all the baby kittens in honor of Kitten Lopez Day.

We can tell whoever did the Flaming Lips' video, that they were jerking off early to 70s porn.

some remember this as a 70s rock album cover. I forget who. but for me, this was pure Larry Flynt and "Hustler" and what I wanted to grow up to be. Pussy hairs. Instead I'm getting caught by the short hairs all the time.
The bottom is a perennial favorite traded with a prisoner who had a lot of beaver shots sent to him.

Since I've been busy publishing my new book, "The Girl Must Die," I haven't had a chance to devote the time I would've liked to Kitten Lopez Day (which takes up about 2 weeks because us Leos have already taken the Cancers' month of July, and have our sights sent upon taking September, as the Virgoes are usually too busy cleaning to fully enjoy their month. Give 'em a weekend and they're dying to feel needed at work.)

Anyhow, so it's been a bit of a Half-assed Kitten Lopez Day. I invited folks to emulate triangles and send in even abandoned brazilians.

Below is from last year's Canadian Pie...

This is classic pie...
And Alabama Fruit Pie...(they'd waited to fix the air condition in August, and now I see why. It may be a thin line between clever and stupid, but it's at least 30 degrees between summer frosty elegance and a Helter Skelter crime scene...

These truly southern gothic shots are not traditional triangles; this is in honor of Kitten Lopez Day and triangles were given the up-nods to.











Thank you to all the girls who take pussy pictures and send them to me. I love them all and want to share them with the world, lest we forget what women naturally look like. Yes. Women naturally have the remains of whipped cream between our legs.

If you've seen some of my lovers, you'd know that was a good day. A very good day, indeed.

Happy Kitten Lopez Day. And remember, go give someone a "fuck you" look you've been hiding. A good kind of "fuck you," of course.

--Erika

(repost from '09) Revenge of the Sons of Sampson...

The Closing Ceremony for the Kitten Lopez Holiday...

When i was about 12 years old, i tried to read "Seventeen" magazine. i really did. I stole them back when whitney houston was black and modeled for them in really short hair and thick eyebrows inspired by brooke shields that'd come to dominate the '80s with big hair. soon butt thongs would be the death knell for pubic hair on grown women.

i couldn't take too many months of "seventeen" magazines as the pages were filled with the kind of girls i liked to make fun of. soon i learned how to steal "hustler" from hank's news stand.

i stole this cover and i was too young to know it was controversial:



i was too busy getting my sense of humor on the inside and copying fashion tips from vanessa del rio. the edge for me was chester the molester. ew. he measured boogers for foreplay. the funniest cartoon was by someone i don't remember. it was a drawing of a skinny little guy lost between this huge hulk of a scary woman and she said, "Just pick the scabs honey, and i'll be good and wet." it still makes me wince and laugh at the same time. and has contributed to the woman i am today.

but then you already knew that, didn't you? anyhow, larry flynt was the first magazine pornographer to have women actually open their legs and between that and abutting the american flag next to pubic hair, larry flynt got shot as a traitor to the cause for doing beaver shots of pandora's box:


just like the books i held off on buying because i thought books were in print forever (as an author, now i know magazines have a longer shelf life), i thought pubic hair would be around as long as humans were. but alas, i was so crazy mad wrong. it's almost as extinct as the logic regarding housing and government bailouts, and if you want to see a grown woman, you have to ask your friends to send you anonymous pictures or troll on the internet in the "fetish" hirsute sites.

cripes. what have we done?

then i realized we're living out the continuation of an old faery tale. the kind with an "e." the serious kind where mothers ate children so they could look young and single for a new lover. not like cleaned up disney ones where you expect your parents to still love you unconditionally once you learn how to speak.

okay. check this out...

in the olden times---yes, back when vaginas had teeth, tiny people lived in transistor radios, AND hair could turn into snakes---there were these gorgons and they were so beautiful and hot, they had long hair and were like porn incarnate and if you looked them in the eyes their hair turned to snakes and they could make you so fucking hard, your whole BODY would turn to stone.



so then there was a sometimes pornographic civil war between men and women to turn society from a matriarchal one to a patriarchal one. sometimes the differences made sex so hot, tennessee williams wrote sweaty-cotton-in-cracks plays about it.



or unless it got so carried away the neighbors called the police or you got your head cut off like madusa...



if it weren't for gay people maintaining some semblance of order from the closet by writing plays and painting the stories while everyone was acting like animals and fighting and fucking then calling the cops afterwards, we probably would've long since been extinct.

point is that the gauntlet had been thrown, the face was slapped, the head decapitated. the war was on over hair and out of revenge for madusa, delilah cut off sampson's hair leaving him blind and fucked up. but at least she kept him alive. albeit like a cat playing with a half-dead mouse.



black people have side issues regarding hair. you don't ever cut it, but you don't wanna seem too, too black either.
so we went from a natural and proud blip in time. this is betty davis. bianca laureano turned me onto her. apparently she was married to miles davis for a year and has a tattoo on her ass that says: "THIS ASS INVENTED FUSION"...



can modern ass inspire anything besides a few scattered showers of wet dreams?
how much joy can one expect from an ass that's been tortured and beaten with wire hangers within an inch of its life?
trying to look like a tan blonde girl isn't going to inspire fusion or anything but lies on top of lies.
when you have fake blonde hair, you actually believe it when a one-night stand yells "i love you!" while fucking your bleached brains out.
your barometer's off because you started out by lying to yourself.
nope. wrong number. no fusion here...
scattered showers of forgettable ideas...



but that's for another day.

so delilah makes the mistake of letting sampson live, and we've all watched enough communist uprising movies to know the others always grow up and come back for revenge unless you kill them as children. literally or figuratively. the intellectuals and artists are the first to go.

that is why to this day, the boyish men in charge would rather turn women from this...



to this...



...so they feel less like this...



...and feel a little more like this...



Thanks for those of you daring superfreak women who came out to play with me for the Kitten Lopez Holidays.
I mean it.
You're gorgeous, beautiful and strong.
You inspire me.

Thank you.

--Erika

"The Girl Must Die" is all done!

Here's Monster Girl Media's first book...
my next one..
THE GIRL MUST DIE.
available everywhere in September, or pre-order.
(any press folks get in touch for link/password to downloadable PDF)

(more pussy pics to follow this week/i've been exhausted and have slacked on Kitten Lopez Day and the Full Slice of Pie thing)

for more on what we're doing: Monster Girl Media

and as usual, click for bigger image of the regular and the limited velvet edition of about 750 available for pre-order on our site, MonsterGirlMedia.com

Happy Kitten Lopez Day!

"I really, truly miss my fur coat...
I'm slowly growing it back out.

"A while back I took the mini-scissors to it for a trim... which got a little carried away... and then I just got frustrated and took a razor to the whole thing.
What the fuck was I thinking!?

"In my early 20's I kept myself shaved very often, I was in college & for one reason or another I thought it was the thing to do.
But now I'm 30 and I honestly just feel better about myself when I look in the mirror and see a little bit of bush.
I think it makes me look prettier.

"I don't like an out of control mess of hair down there (hence my last grooming attempt) but I guess I'd rather have wild hair than none at all.
One thing is for sure, I'll not be making this mistake again. From now on, the razor is only for my bikini line (and legs & underarms of course).

"xoxo"

--Anonymous Pussy #1

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for past Kitten Lopez Day entries, http://clog.erikalopez.com/search?q=kitten+lopez+day



they're fun.
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Previews from the printer....

Here are the previews of the book covers from the printer.
The green one is the "standard" edition, available in stores in September.

The velvety-suede one is the SPECIAL edition, only available on our site, http://www.monstergirlmedia.net/store.
(The "special" edition may be available at a place or two at $40, but we're selling it for $28 because it's not going through traditional middle people).

As always, click an image to make it larger.

But pretty cool, huh?

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