being upstaged by animals, children, and meat dogs...

(photoshop the girl trying to help out, and this is perfection to me. a big meat dog being pummeled in the ass by another meat dog. i'd have a mural of this. it's gorgeous. like being fucked by a gladiator... a centaur...)

http://www.youjizz.com/videos/horny-bisexual-3-some-149468.html

sometimes you have to go a circuitous, meandering route to get what you want. hell, most times, it seems it's that way.

it's worth it to watch some of this video just to see this centaur's taint. it appears to be the seat of all of our civilization's semen. i've been developing a metaphorical as well as actual appreciation of BALLS lately.

 ....she's relegated to trying to be helpful...

 she's like distracting pubic hair in your mouth at this point. don't tell me men aren't sweet or thoughtful.
if you watch this movie, he's going down on her out of politeness while he wants to eat the centaur now like macaroni and cheese over the sink.

 she's good, but they've long since left the building without her and even as much as i love love love clamping down and eating pussy, she's dandelion fluff next to a sunburned man tasting cock as if he's going off to sing on a lesbian cruise ship for the winter

oracle of delphi... i'm telling you.... there's no position the centaur will be in that this guy won't find to suck his cock.

most young straight girls would find this video to be a nightmare and against everything they think they're supposed to be living for.

you only get into your man being buggered ruthlessly up the ass when you don't need your sexuality to control him. you've gotta have a strong sense of self to even try and stay in the picture with them.

if i had a centaur who'd do this with (for) me, i'd be the saran wrap, the sharpie smiley face with tits that makes them feel heterosexual. but i'd quickly slip out from under and have an emergency earthquake stash of a hitachi magic wand and a bag of potato chips so i could watch.

i'd never blink so i could watch everything so well, it'd be the only thing i'd talk about in my doddering old age. and you know how old people repeat the same stories? i'd happily repeat that story.

anyhow, gay boy porn is that way for me now. this week, anyhow. to get the truly meat dog slam downs, you've gotta go to the BISEXUAL porn area. that's where you get the most famished straight guys getting buggered brilliantly like a visit to The Oracle at Delphi.

"bisexual" porn in the straight world is full of drama. well, internet porn is like art house films for me now that there is no truly independent cinema or indie films going beyond yet another fucking coming out film.

funny thing is that there are a lot of lesbians fucking guys now and it's a bit of a shame in the community. moments of silences. that kind of thing.

anyhow, that's a digression i haven't the time for today.

but bisexual porn isn't really that bisexual the longer you watch it. you realize the woman's just saran wrap. an excuse. i start out admiring their tits and chutzpah at thinking they'll even TRACK on film next to these guys.

amazing tits and can-do attitude and all, this woman above fucking CEASES to exist to anyone once that guy sees the centaur they brought in to fuck him.

hell, i cease to exist when i see those testicles.

and the middle aged man's body? yum.

when i was at the pennsylvania academy of fine arts, there were casts of sculptures we studied from, and the Laocoon always stopped me for a moment of reflection and admiration because the weight, heft, and relaxation of the middle aged man's body is quite awesome.

things aren't so "tight" and precious and designer muscles. for being in stone at one time, they are more alive than many men who're frantically at the gym.

gotta go.